I don’t think you guys know how weak a pokemon Pikachu really is

It’s pretty shocking

If I remade the app for maps on the iPhone, I’d call it Mapps

If I could name a frozen yoghurt shop, I’d call it “Froyo Money Here”

Imagine if a person threatened someone with a glue gun

They could say, “Stick ‘em up!”

I wanted to show someone that I had erupted in laughter over the Internet

So I wrote “LOLcano”

When musicians want to start a family, they can just say to their spouse

“Sweetie I want to have a B flat with you”

So I was doing a practise essay for English a few months ago:

And I felt like my argument wasn’t strong enough

So I justified it