April 2012
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Watch4n20pie:
Kim! I made you a really awkward shout out video…since I haven’t seen you on Tumblr (until now) and because her vlog was cute. but mine is just awkward…and yeah.
Ugh look at my face. No wonder people point and laugh at me on the street
Books
As you read modern classics or pieces of literature, can you believe that someone in the far past wove together those sentences? That years and years ago, a complete stranger unknown to you roamed the Earth and decided to create something that would continue to the next century - and you yourself are reading an intimate piece of writing that they carefully constructed and strung together. ...
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Recently I’ve been given an iPhone 4,...
Something nice
When I’m older, I’d love to have a green thumb. In my backyard, growing my own tomatoes (I actually don’t quite like tomatoes but they’d be fun to grow), apples, and just things like that. The feeling you’d get as you’d see progress, and it would be to calming to work with the raw nature around you. In my front yard, I’ll plant flowers and watch them grow....
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Somewhere out there, a man with a house overflowing with bobby pins is laughing maniacally as he steals more of them from unknowing teenage girls
One of the nicest things you can do is sit under a tree, and look up. I cannot express how much I fall in love with being outside when I do this.
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The best insult
Jellyfish are one of the most mysterious organisms to roam the Earth; having been around for over 650 million years, there is still little known about them. First of all, they’re plankton. Not fish or anything of that sort, but they can grow to be up to two metres, with their tentacles up to around four. Their mouths are located on the inner middle part of the dome; as the tentacles capture...
How embarrassing
Just then at Red Rooster, I was ordering Cashier: Would you like that as a combo or by itself? Me: I’m sorry? Cashier: Would you like that as a combo or by itself? Me: *what in the world did she just say* Um.. in a bag? Cashier: What? Would you like it as a combo? Me: OOOOHHHH! Yes please! Cashier: What drink would you like with that? Me: Um Pepsi thanks Cashier: We don’t have Pepsi...
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Suicide
To be honest I don’t have much of an opinion on suicide but rather dealing with it. It’s so incredibly complicated; when faced with it in the past I feel like everything I say is redundant. I mean, how can I possibly know how much pain they’re in for me to say or do anything that can even remotely help?
Who am I to understand and even deny what they are going through? I feel so...
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What did the white key on the piano say to the black key? “You’re looking quite sharp”
For everything that happens to you, good or bad, grow from it.
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After an orchestral performance, I went up to the conductor. I told him he was electrifying!
I had a dream last night that Vanessa L and I went to Cook’s Hill, and there was a library there. She bought chips from the library and stopped being friends with me because I bought a steak, and then I spent the rest of the dream wandering around friendless with a steak. I don’t even
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We barely know what lies in the ocean’s depths, yet we send rovers out to Mars. A whole other world exists beneath the sea’s surface, and it’s incredible!
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Bad reply
I can’t wait for someone to say, “You jelly?” to me because then I could say, “Technically we both are! Gelatin, the primary agent that creates jelly, is derived from collagen in animals’ skin and bones - that means us, too. We have the stuff of jelly in our bodies!” And then they’ll walk away and I’ll have no friends again BUT IT’D BE WORTH...
Passing generations
Yesterday, I asked my dad to drive me to my friend’s house to go to a party. Dad: Where does he live? Me: Remember the house in Newleaf? Dad: Why don’t we go to Oldleaf instead? I think I know where I got my lame gene
Anonymous asked: Yes, yes. As cool kids we have the dignified right to 'hang' because we're cool, so we will hang. Hope it isn't via rope *badum tish* Okay, that was bad.. never attempting dark humour.
Anonymous asked: Hello, hello kim my fair maiden. I've been rotting between my bedsheets and the dense infectious atmosphere within the 4 walls of my room. I've been so ill, it's exhausting just to pee! How are you? I've missed you terribly.
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“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of...”
– Atticus Finch
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The other day
I was talking to Sylvia, and we were acting out what it’d be like in the playground if kids were mature during fights. Person: YEAH YOU DISAGREE WITH ME? LET’S GO INSIDE AND HAVE A MATURE DISCUSSION WHILST RESPECTING ONE ANOTHER’S VIEWS! Enemy: FINE THEN, BRING IT ON People around them: DISCUSS, DISCUSS, DISCUSS, DISCUSS
It’s the littlest things you fall in love with the most; the sight you see when you’re under a tree and look up; the light travelling through the leaves to give it that faint little glow. The way the sky’s blue darkens as you look away from the horizon, or the feeling of warm, dry air pressing against your skin; the subtle sort of delight you gain from just walking outside on a...
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Warm
I really admire the ability to write well. Reading through this month’s National Geographic, the journalists have such a firm grasp on the English language that if sentences were thread, they’d be weaving intricate scarves and patterned sweaters.
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Chihiro’s Waltz comp. Joe Hisaishi
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Have a picture of my ugly mug
SEE WHAT I DID THERE
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Your words are like a Magikarp’s splash It has no effect on me
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Bucket list
Plastic
Wooden
Metal
And those are the only types of buckets I can think of
News to olds
Our school publishes a newsletter twice a term now, and flipping through it, it’s gotten so much more entertaining to read through. A lot of students send in articles, or quizzes, fun facts, or little sections and it’s a nice change from the very formal past newsletters. There was even a swear word in this one. It had asterisks to cover up the word “bitches”. ASTERISKS! But...
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