After Mario saved Princess Peach, he went to the next level ;)
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On the note of Ashlee’s post about children’s toys, I think it’s unfair that girls’ toys suck so much. Boys get freaking transforming robots, light sabers and Lego men while girls get a baby doll that pees “just like in real life!”
Yesterday when I found out you were gone, I didn’t feel anything. I thought I felt blank, I thought I was emotionless. I didn’t understand myself. But the next day, I started to think about what a good dog you were. Maybe mean to other dogs, but to people, you were sweet. When I needed space, or if I was upset, you’d sit at my feet, and lick me. When I went to the backyard just...
A cup came to life and stole from a man. The man had been mugged
Imagine if someone told a lame joke, and then hit somebody They’d be putting the “pun” in “punch”
One day I’m going to make my Facebook status “Like for an inbox” And some people will like it And I will send them a message Saying “You already have an inbox. If you didn’t you wouldn’t have gotten this message” Then I’ll laugh to myself And then go back to having no friends
Imagine when Lana Del Rey gets married Her father won’t be giving the husband a dowry He’d be giving him a Del Rey
I was outside playing the Pink Panther theme on my melodica, and after the first riff I stopped. Then someone in my neighbors backyard whistled it. It was like call and response. We bonded. We’re best friends now.
Now that it's 2012
I enjoy listening to that song, where Fergie is like “I’m so 2008, you’re so two thousand and late” Because I am amused Who’s late now Fergie WHO’S LATE NOW
1: You’re so short 2: I height it when people tell me that
I have a cold I woke up this morning, spoke, and no joke thought a frog was in the room before I realised it was me Okay I’m exaggerating, but I do sound like a crazy witch right now
I like it when I see tote bags with “Keep calm and carry on” printed on them Because they’re bags They carry your things Of course they’ll carry on
4n20pie: If you were dating an astronaut, what would you say if you wanted to break up with him? “sorry, but I just need some space” Are you hinting at something Are you breaking up with me through a lame joke I KNEW YOU NEVER LOVED ME *STARTS RUNNING AWAY* NO, DON’T FOLLOW ME *CRIES IN CORNER*
Me: You know what we should watch again?! Lilo and Stitch! Helen: Awwww yeaaah we haven’t watched that in so long What’s that girl’s name again? Me: …….Lilo? Helen: OH YEAH
Swimming carnival was really great today! It was nice sitting with the cafe group, though I felt like I was kind of intruding, but they’re really cool ^^ The day was gewd I shall write about it on my blawg The letter w makes everything sound so kewl Lawl
What’s a star sign you can wear? Li-bra
Anonymous asked: you're so cute. one could even say you were... moe.
This was one of the nicest Valentine’s days I’ve ever had
When the clock strikes midnight, it makes my day
When I’m older, I’m going to get a plain tote bag that has the letter i printed on it Then when I’m at a restaurant, there will always be an eye kept on my bag
The Good Guys ruined the Beach Boy’s “Good Vibrations” for me Every time I listen to it I think of some man selling me great home deals
In a war, the Roman empire was beginning to conscript its men to be sent out to fight. In the midst of all the trouble, soldiers still hoped to marry their special someone, though it was banned. They couldn’t marry - the emperor thought that having a family would make men less likely to want to go to war. But there was one priest, named St Valentine, who still married couples together...
I’m not sure if you guys have noticed, but I really like making plays on words. That’s why I like Scrabble I play with words
Most fun facts aren’t fun
A vacuum cleaner was complaining about the huge mess he had to clean up. He was told to suck it up
My legal studies teacher is really nice, and sometimes he says these things during class. One time, we were talking about cyberbullying and he said that I would never do it, and even today we were talking about committing crimes and he said that I’d never do it too. For the end of last year, a person in the class would get a Myer gift card, and as he gave it to me he said it was for...
Imagine if Frank Ocean wrote a really deep song It’d suit his last name Because oceans are deep I am amused
The best quote I’ve ever read on here is “Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again”
Reading up on this, I really liked this one idea it included. The entire philosophy is based around observing nature and going on the path to be one with the universe, and in one paragraph I read about the way they see plants. When a seed drops and the soil is fertile, it will be provided with minerals, water and sunlight. It will effortlessly grow, going through it’s stages of life...
The Empire strikes back
The elevator hates the ground floor. He says he hates sinking to that level. A circle starts talking about a controversial issue. A triangle yells out, “You have no point!”
Tomorrow, I’m only going to be a day older than I was today, but it’ll mark the day I’ve lived for seventeen years. Can you believe it? Our age is how long we’ve lived. That sounded silly - it was like I was pointing out the obvious - but what I mean is that it’s amazing to think about it. We’ve all lived past a decade, and it’s gone by in a click of the...
When I grow up
As a kid, I had always wanted to be a scientist. The toys I had were so hilariously geeky; I played with a microscope, a telescope, some magnets and things that caught light as a kid. I found it fascinating. Even throughout high school, I brought science books to school and read them during roll call. But what disappoints me is that there’s no actual occupation of “scientist”....