I love how complicated you can make sentences, though often there’s no need to. “I am quite pleased when I am to find that my bookwork is aesthetically appealing.” “I like it when my book looks nice.” “I would like to bring attention to the fact that you owe the sum of ten dollars.” “You owe me ten dollars.”
Man in the Mirror
I’m starting with the man in the mirror I’m asking him to change his ways And no message could have been any clearer If you wanna make the world a better place Take a look at yourself and then make a change I love the message that’s in this song, and I’m glad I joined choir last year to be exposed to it. To be honest, I don’t think I would have ever started...
Do cats ever feel sad that they’re associated with lonely old crazy people?
Dear future boyfriend
Oh wait, you don’t exist * Dear future cats I will give you food. <3
I love nuts; pistachios, cashews, Macadamia nuts, walnuts. I wish that one day I could make a giant bowl filled with walnuts and pistachios and I’d eat and be happy. Screw rainbows and smiles. Give me edible nuts.
Me: I'm not weird, I'm normal
Cathareen: And I'm a tangent
moosevox asked: Who’s to blame for a person’s insecurity?
Having longish hair
Pros Since I have to use more shampoo, more smell goes into it and so I faintly smell like a flower on some days I can actually whip my hair back and forth I can pretend to have a beard Moustaches are only an arm movement away It keeps my neck warm Being the grudge is also, an arm movement away Cons Most people in prison
“X!” I should go on the X Factor, because I have the X Factor…ial
moosevox asked: Do you think we're able to stop discrimination?
The other morning, I was walking around my house and I was thinking about the old embarrassing e-mails. I started to formulate one in my head, making up “lil_azn_pwincess”, and when I looked at the digital clock on my microwave it was 7:17 - “LIL” UPSIDE DOWN. DUN DUN DUN COINCIDENCE?! No, not really.