What just happened here
Today walking home from school, a bus drove past me. I looked in the first window and the first thing I see is a random primary schooler boy doing a sexual body roll towards me. He licked his lips and everything. ……………………………….. ………….. …….. .. …….. ...
Sounding the same
I hate how bad my hearing can be when listening to a song, I tend to screw up the lyrics and I feel embarrassed about singing it in front of a friend. For that Watcha Say song by Jason Derulo, I had been singing it like this for two years before Christine corrected me. Mmm whatcha say Mmm what you wanna meng way Well bugga bigga boo lacka say Mmm dida WHAT DID SHE SAY
What do you call a zero when it involves itself in sexual activty? Noughty
The Mad Revisionist
A few months ago I was searching up conspiracy theories since they’re pretty interesting, when I came across an entire site dedicated to trying to prove the moon isn’t real. They argued that it was a body of government propaganda and that it was a projection to fool people. The site also had a whole FAQ on arguing against people who had sent in questions about the existence of the...
When people go to sleep in their jammies, I’m sleeping in my peanut butteries.
Phrases that freak me out
Can I ask you something We need to talk I want to tell you something I don’t know anymore The hot water ran out
I got my report back today It says I came 81st out of twelve students for maths extension I have a small feeling that this might be a typo Just might you know, I’m not entirely sure
YOU'RE a broomstick
Somebody insults you You don’t know a comeback Call them an inanimate object Enemy backs away slowly because you’re too weird Chyeah.
TV is misleading
There was a time my sisters and I were obsessed with the TV show Friends and in one episode, this happened. Lady: We organised it by colour, and coordinated it to cross reference Monica: I think I just had a tiny orgasm [no characters say anything about that comment and continue talking normally] After watching that episode, this happened at school. [sitting in English] Friend: Kim look a giraffe...
In a newspaper, it had a story titled “Teacher stabs student” It sounds pretty horrific, but it was actually about how a teacher accidentally tripped and stabbed a student with a pencil
Since I make a lot of lame jokes I should buy a “superdry” jumper
To think of
I don’t like it when people feed me alphabet soup They’re putting words into my mouth
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have
Yesterday at DFO there was a jumper on sale, 1 for $49.90 and 2 for $50. Are you kidding me I love you DFO
Some things I want to say jokingly, I feel like I can’t because people know me as a different person. As if I can’t break that barrier of who they think I am or they’ll judge me, you know? Not exactly judge, but more things like “Wow Kim I never thought I’d hear that from you” or something like that. “You’re really cute” “Not as cute as...
………Cody Simpson just added me on Facebook
Today I went to DFO and oh my god I love that place because everything is so cheap. [talking with the shop register dude] “I’ll give you an extra 25% off” “O.O” “You look really… surprised” Another thing, whenever there’s music in a shop I tend to walk to the beat of the music or do some mini dance. Each time my foot touched the floor...
On Friday, most of the seniors in my school had finished early and a bunch were waiting around the front of the school to be picked up. Either that or they were just chilling at the front of the school because that’s their hangout. But anyway Two elderly people needed to get past, one in a wheelchair and the other pushing them along. I moved out of the way and they were just really grateful,...
Stuff and other things
Something I’ve noticed is that when you tell someone you’re from somewhere, they think you know everyone there “I live in Cabramatta” “Oh do you know Bill? He’s a forty-year-old man who lives ten blocks away from you” Another thing, I find it weird when someone calls something hideous cute Thought process: “So.. this tiny cricket is cute to...
Just change it
Gary: I wonder what I’d look like with a beard Me: I just imagined it You’d look like Asian Dumbledore Gary: ………………………………… ……………………………………………… OH THAT’S NICE KIM Me: What WHAT ELSE DO YOU...
Oh dear god
I had just finished taking a shower, and I got dressed in the bathroom. When I leave to get out of the bathroom, I find out the door was unlocked I left the door unlocked for the fifteen minutes I was showering I’M A LUCKY NINJA
Deep like the ocean
One day I’m going to sing to a guy, and it will go down like this Me: I want to sing you a really meaningful song okay? Him: Okay Me: ….*clears throat* …. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I’M IN BED ALONE WHEN I NEED SOME WATER BABY COFFEE OR GIIIIIIIN YOU’RE THE ONLY THING I WANT PUT THEM IN! MY CUP MY CUP SAYING “WHAT’S UP” TO MY CUP MY CUP MORE THAN...
Am I the only one who changes clothing to be on webcam sometimes Not anything extravagant, but a nicer jumper or something like that There’s something about wearing your Asian jumper with discoloured Disney characters on it to webcam that doesn’t feel quite right
Is Andy Chay a footballer on one of the State of Origin teams or something? People keep posting about him
A second of intellect lost
Just then someone posted something and it came up on my dashboard. For a few seconds I wondered “Hey do I follow that person? I like their posts” before I realised. Yes I do follow them That’s why they were on my dashboard to begin with
I turned on the tap too hard accidentally this morning, and the hose flew everywhere. I got soaked and I was laughing so hard because I thought that only happened in movies I’m not getting over it. Edit: Vanessa has just sent me this.
It's their choice
Walked outside My neighbour has painted their roof to dark dark blue It’s been dark dark brown for years I’M NOT USED TO CHANGE OKAY
thomasturbating: If anyone I follow uses the terms swag, illest and all of that shit seriously I will immediately unfollow them straight away When I had the chicken pox I was the illest person you’d ever meet. Then the supreme elite doctor gave me some hella dope medicine and then I listened to Fergie and she was like “They try to copy my swagger, I’m on that next sh*t now,...
If you clicked this then hello! =D *awkward wave
Speaking of childhood photos
When I was around seven my sister took a picture of me drinking milk, and I was wearing a dress. A tiny part of my underwear was showing so when it was developed, as a seven-year-old, I stuck an Asian sticker (it had glitter and everything) over the that part and put it in the photo album. It’s still there
There’s something about the Stonehenge that fascinates me; if you don’t know what it is you must be living under a rock (no pun intended. Actually I did intend the pun but anyway) To remake it today, it’d take a 1600 tonne crane. That kind of technology didn’t exist back then, how did they make it? How in the world did they lift those stones? Who’s to say humans even...
Your play on words
“Have you watched X-Men yet?” “Y, man?”
Anonymous asked: what do you think makes a home?
The new dashboard
I’m scared to click on the icons in the top right corner in case something disappears or I mess something up. It doesn’t have any labels so I don’t know what they are Tumblr has just become a ninja, it is now mysterious. I’m sitting here contemplating whether to click the buttons or not, my life is exciting.
About 30 years ago in China, there was a massacre at Tiananmen Square. But if you ask a regular civilian today, they wouldn’t know about it. The government had suppressed the information, slowly making it just forgotten knowledge. Thinking about these kind of things make me wonder. What if there are some things in the past of Australia that we don’t know about? What if we’re...
The closest I’ve gotten to snow in my area is one morning it was so cold, ice formed on my grass and it looked like snow. Second best is when I open my fridge door though
kforthewin started following you
Roses are red Violets are blue I’m happy *cheesy grin* Um Yeah Hi. HAHAHHAHA
Just started making a guitar mashup of California Kingbed and Dear Mr President ^^