May 2011
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Not for two years
You know you’ve played Sims too much when
if you don’t get along with someone, you imagine red minus signs above your head
you take a shower and you imagine your “hygeine” bar going up
you expect spilled water to be limited to squares
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Don't have to be rich
In a show I was watching, the person said “..and you know I like to play dirty.” The other two people opened their lockers and dirt fell out of it.
I watched this episode three weeks ago, why did I not get the joke before
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Speechless
My teacher told me the other day that if she refers to the blackboard as a “blackboard”, she can be classified as being legitimately racist because she defined the object by its colour. ……………………………………. ………………………. …………….....
I miss old games
Tombi - It was a game on Play Station about how evil pigs take over the land and a guy in green shorts with purple hair was going to save the world
Metal Slug - One of the best platform games ever, you could ride in tanks and kill mummies/aliens/bad guys
Crash Team Racing - The first Crash Bandicoot racing game, the best ^^
Crash: Time Warped - I killed a wizard, spun frogs and rode a cat...
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Definitely a Masterchef
A lot of the times that I have cooked it hasn’t turned out very well
One time I made cookies and they were literally rock cookies. Nobody’s teeth could go through them. Not even mine and that’s saying something because I like cookies. A lot.
My sister Xuan and I once frosted a cake and put it in the fridge. The frosting hardened so much that the knife couldn’t cut...
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When we dream, why does it feel so real?
Anonymous asked: what do you want to do in university ?
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That's all I remember
Some days have become so routine that I am beginning to forget what happened at school within the first two hours of being home
Something interesting, please happen.
OH WAIT, AT SCHOOL TODAY MY OLD HISTORY TEACHER WHO IS VERY SARCASTIC SAID “COME AT ME BRO” TO A STUDENT LOL
And english was fun playing Mr Squiggle, I swear I love Kathy’s funky hat and Vanessa’s...
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Four years back
I remember my dad had come home from fishing, and he caught a puffer fish that night. My mum started preparing it to eat (she knows how to deal with them) but I swear that night I refused to eat it because I was scared I might get poisoned and die. And when they were eating I was worrying about them, asking “Are you feeling okay mum?” and looking at the fridge to remember the emergency...
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Shivering
I don’t really mind when people have grammatical errors online, the whole you/you’re business doesn’t bother me as much as it does other people. But when it comes to fonts. Ugly fonts. Like Papaya. And especially Times New Roman. Imagine Times New Roman Bolded Italicised Underlined In a big font size In hot pink OH GOD MY EYES
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Hungry Jack's
Imagine if the person who made it (I’m assuming his name is Jack) had a giant long name, so that when he made his franchise it’d be “Hungry Schwarzaneggar’s” “Hungry David Hasselhoff’s” “Hungry Kakashisasukesashimi’s” It’d be weird, right?
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Year 12 Jersey
Dodo
Just kim-ding (like just kidding but with my name, get it? LOL)
S-kim Milk
Do. SO CREATIVE
Do-nut Kim (like Donut King but with my name.. LOL)
On another note, my friend’s last name is Tran and we want her to write “Tran-sgender” on hers
I don’t know
Votes/Suggestions?
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"Calm your farm"
I’M SORRY OKAY, THE COWS GOT SCARED OF THE THUNDER DURING A STORM AND THIS MADE A STAMPEDE, I CAN’T CALM THEM, I’M SORRY OKAY *RUNS INTO CORNER AND CRIES*
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It's not obvious
What do you call a naked barbecue? BEAR GRYLLS. Like bare (naked) and Grylls (grill = barbecue).
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Eat corn so juicy
People think it’s raining in the desert
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Pick-up Lines
When people say these as a joke, sometimes I think of it as them being serious and I accidentally give them advice.
“Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Oh nah sorry, you’re best off just buying another SIM card for like $10. I think Woolworths even sell their own ones for $2 if you want”
Actually that’s been the only time I’ve done that LOL
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Overcoming fears
Before, if I ever saw a scary face or a scary clown I jumped, turned off my computer and had nightmares. Now, because of Tumblr and its ten thousand “REBLOG THIS GIRL OR SHE’LL COME AND KILL YOU BECAUSE NOT CLICKING THE REBLOG BUTTON MAKES HER HAVE A GRUDGE AGAINST YOU FOR SOME REASON” posts I’m just like “YOU DON’T SCARE ME ANYMORE.”
I hope this isn't a touchy subject
From the you/you’re posts and posts about how judgemental people are, why do people bag them out for being unoriginal? It’s their blog and it goes against the whole thing about everyone saying “I should be able to post what I want without being judged.” If you really do say things like this then you’re a hypocrite. Everyone’s a hypocrite and I know I am too,...
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Is this an unpopular opinion
In 2007-08 where there was a big shuffling craze, I thought it was actually pretty cool even though they were often called TB. EXCUSE ME, ONE MOMENT YOU’RE ON THE LEFT THEN YOU SOME KICKING MOVEMENT MANOEUVRE THING AND YOU MOVED TO THE RIGHT SOMEHOW? I WAS IMPRESSED.
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Captain Obvious saves the day
Sometimes stating the obvious amazes me. It can be things like “Next year is my last year of high school” or when I’m looking at a star at night thinking “Somewhere far far away, is a giant flaming ball bigger than we can think, and it’s so bright we can see it from light years away.”
I don’t know, it helps me put things into perspective
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Not a dreamer
Everything we see, hear, touch, smell and taste is just a bunch of electrical signals being sent to our brain.
Knowing this makes me question reality.
Do you think we’re real? We don’t even know where we came from, the Big Bang Theory doesn’t explain anything to me
Need for clicks
Remember how I wanted to find a “dinosaur keyboard”? The big grey ones that have the best clicking sound and are so ancient they chilled with Dumbledore when he was a kid. I just ebay’d it and turns out it costs $200+ because it’s “vintage” GOD DAMN IT SUJDGWEHFFHGVFGFVGDV
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It'd be awesome
saidhello:
to hi-five Justin Bieber in JB-HIFI one day, because it’ll be like “Hey JB, hi-five! ..in JB-HIFI!” LOL. I guess it’d be a tad lame, but still awesome in my books ^^
Making lame jokes since 1995
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That wasn't in the syllabus
Some clothes cost a lot of money, like $200 jeans or a jumper that costs $70. I’m talking about General Pants Co, or Glue. But what I want to know is, are the clothes even Fair Trade? Do the workers who make them get paid properly, or is it like Nike where they make their shoes $150 and still the sweat shop workers get paid 8c an hour? I’d really like to know.
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Bunning's Warehouse
I remember when they opened their franchise years ago. “Lowest prices are just the beginning.” Yes well it’s been quite a few years, it’s not the beginning anymore so what do you have now aye? AYEEEEE?
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Those moments
When you’re eating a mandarin, and you put it up to the light to see if it has seeds. Feel like you’re worshipping mandarin piece Put it down
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Tell my why
Why do we have eyebrows? It’s just hair that grows above your eyes, and yeah I understand why we have eyelashes so it stops dust getting into our eyes. But what the hell can an eyebrow be used for? It’s not like it can protect you from anything, or is it to keep your forehead warm? SOMEONE TELL ME WHY AIN’T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE TELL ME WHY AIN’T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE...
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McDonald's is scary
[walking up the stairs, and then a man crosses my path. We do that thing where we accidentally both go left, then right and eventually I pass him] Me: Sorry! Man: You will be. Me: O.O [walks away quickly] I am absolutely terrified that this man will come to my house at night.
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Er..
Just then, while eating my food I was imagining this scenario: Someone: You lostie Me: I’m not a lostie, I’m a found-y. *snaps fingers* In real life I snapped my fingers to add to my imagination, and it must have looked weird to my sister since what she would have seen Me: [eating] [snaps fingers and gives a sassy face] [continues eating] Oh well, she’s stuck with me for life...
When I like someone, and am talking to them I tend to speak complete gibberish because I’m feeling too sgfdgsdjkh to speak like a normal person. So. You know, sorry if I do that
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Bring it on
So my brother-in-law and I have just started World War III, and by WWIII, I mean a tiny petty fight type of thing within the boundaries of my house LOOL. I got out of the shower and saw my bed completely flipped to the side with all my blankets and pillows falling off it. So I put the couch cushions and anything I could think of on his bed, including toy cars, blankets and anything I saw. He...
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Sixteen years isn't much
I’ve seen a big tree fall over with my own eyes
I had a bee sting my hat. Not me, but my hat. Ok then
I’ve lived through dial-up… HAHAHHAHA
and VCR’s
I went to a Hilary Duff concert (2005)
I’ve went to a Wiggles concert (..last year) LOL
This was supposed to be a list of significant things I’ve lived through like Obama becoming president, the first...
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WOAH. Woah. woah. ..woah.
Something that irritates me a little is when someone learns one simple chord/note on an instrument, and then suddenly they think they are the master of the damn thing. I’m not talking about the sense of accomplishment you get when you master a chord, but more like say someone learnt a C chord on guitar, and another bunch of simple chords and then they write “guitarist” on their...
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The Evil Shoehorn
People are making such weird names for shoes now, and since I don’t know much about shoes I keep looking like an idiot. E.g.
“I want a pair of wedges!” “Oh the school canteen sells them for $3 I think, I don’t know”
“Vans look so good” “Er.. yeah.. they do.. o.o”
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Pros on the weather
Because it has become so cold I finally have an excuse to wear giant fluffy socks and slide around my house.
