April 2011
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Barely a centaur
Have you guys noticed that my URL is so that when I post something, it would be: [My icon] - saidhello [insert post here] So it’d be like I said hi every time I posted something?
Anonymous asked: I think you're an unbelievably quirky person. Innocent and pure, no matter what you write it makes me smile. It's silly because I know so little of you but there's never a time I frowned when talking to you.
Hello Amadeus
On an ask on my dash, it was a eight-year-old saying she likes to suck pen15 rather than play Pokemon. Did anyone notice she liked listening to classical music while she’s doing that stuff.. ? MOZART’S A FOX. Well, not really. Just a Wolfgang. HAHAHA GET IT?
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Tangled topic
Everyone has a right to complain, but when people are reminded of the kids in Africa I know it irritates them. Despite what you think, they do have something to do with us. It’s the idea that you’re complaining about something small in your life, yet other people have next to nothing. It’s not about comparing yourself to them though. It’s just about being thankful about...
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Darth Thao
My sister: [in a dramatic voice] Kim, I am going now. GOODBYE FOREVER!
Me: Where are you going?!
My sister: Oh, just to the local shop. I'll be back soon.
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Jafaar's in a Restaurant
The other day I read an article in a magazine, and the story was about a woman who had been in an accident where she lost her nose. She had been eating at a restaurant when she had been asked to leave because “other customers had been disturbed” by her presence, and oh god at that point I put the magazine down.
Dear customers who made a woman leave her own seat just because of her...
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Sodium, it's not
‘K’ is used when someone is unresponsive and basically has little reaction, right?
Well it’s ironic because potassium is actually the most reactive element on the periodic table ^^
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Mightyena is mighty indeed
Swag is the shorter word for “swagger” right? It’s slang.
From what I learnt in playing Pokemon (life reference since 4eva), swagger is when you intimidate your opponent to make them confused, but raise their attack level.
Train of thought -> So when someone has swag they make everyone around them stronger and Hulk-like, but then they don’t know where they are
I...
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Only just a hatter
Right now it’s 3:12AM and someone just went into the computer room and started typing away.
Either
My sister is a zombie (like me :3)
My baby nephew is leading a secret double life
A burglar broke in and just wanted to use my Internet
My dad/mum has a sudden urge to eBay at 3 in the morning
The third one is probably true.
SLEEP DEPRIVATION
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Bam, and the dirt is gone
Why do we think that humans are smarter than all other animals? Sure, a dolphin might not be able to learn calculus but they can live their lives without destroying the planet. No plastics, not much pollution. Isn’t that what we’ve have been trying to do for the past years?
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Okay then
Today my mum and me passed a fish pet shop in Cabramatta, and they were selling black clownfish. Guess how they were advertising?
“Come in to Golden Scale Aquarium to buy our Emo Nemos!”
Best fish shop ever.
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No wonder
Sorry but I’ve just been reminded of cockroaches (thank you Patrick and Alex for bringing them up) so I’m going to make a list on why I think they’re not-nice.
One time, I was on my computer minding my business when a cockroach *plop* landed on my head (it was crawling on the ceiling) which frightened me to the point I screamed and killed it with my maths text book.
I bought a...
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For a while
I had always thought Easter was spelt “Eastar”, as it was like a day to be a star and the holiday was just that amazing it had to have the word “star” in it ^^ Happy Ea✰ everyone!
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Only his texts are immortal
Last year in English, our class was reading one of Shakespeare’s sonnets. As we read and slowly translated it into modern day English, we found it to be nice, but all the more cheesy at the same time as understanding it in our modern day context made it dull. The thing that had made the sonnet sound poetic was the use of olde English.
E.g. ”Sometime too hot the eye of heaven...
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“I’ve had it with you and your emotional constipation!”
– Tantor from Tarzan
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“Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart.”
– Phoebe from Friends
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A better situation than now
Something I’ll always remember is this one time I went to my grandma’s house. She has since passed away, so this is one memory I’ll always have of her that I’ll cherish. On this one day, I can’t remember what year or how old I was. My family were visiting just for the sake of visiting, we ate rice and Paris By Night was playing in the background (typical Asians LOL)....
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Do restaurants ever find it strange when they give you a plate of food, and you take a picture of it?
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Facebook
Why is there the belief that Facebook is filled with more judgemental people rather than Tumblr? Most people here have Facebook, wouldn’t it be the same people?
My theory from sixteen
Being on this planet - I feel like it’s just to help us become better people. Because in the end, what else do we really have left? Even science can’t explain how the world was fabricated - the Big Bang theory (in what I know) says that there once was a particle that basically exploded to form the galaxies, but where did that particle even come from? You get put here to do something;...
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OI IN VIET
You know those green fruits and the inside is white and it has seeds and it’s eaten by mostly Asian people and it’s hard on the outside but softish in the centre? IT’S CALLED A GUAVA I have been trying to remember the english name of it for sduighfyeggujgh GIBBERISH
EXCITEMENT
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Holding up thermometers
You know when people say “like a boss”? I thought of a good comeback to it ^^
Them: LIKE A BOSS Me: HEAD AND CLAMP. Like a bosshead and clamp. Yeah. You’re science equipment.
[insert some emoticon with sunglasses here]
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Howl's Moving Castle
Do I have to say more?
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"ur doin it rong"
May showed me how to do this thing the other day, where you just lie in the middle of nowhere with your face down and take a picture ^^ I did it on the grass, and my face was flat down and being muffled by grass; it kind of made my face itchy and I couldn’t really breathe. Apparently I was doing it wrong.
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Names get you going
Some fashion designers have the coolest (well not cool but ‘classy’) names so it makes their label sound professional. It’s like Chanel, or Dolce & Gabbana. Well what if I don’t have a cool name but I want to design something? “This dress was made by Dolce & Gabbana Kim.” LOL ^^
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Why is it
that every time there is Career’s Fair, the people I talk to discourage me from doing what I want to do?
“Modern history teaching isn’t very much needed.. why not become an English teacher instead? “Music teaching isn’t in high demand, how about teaching maths instead?”
Screw you guys I’m gonna go live in a jungle.
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Coming home
My sister Helen and I spent a good thirty seconds staring at my other sister like magpies to freak her out.
She just kept typing away on the computer.
Oh, okay then
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Before I go to sleep
As a kid I had always wanted to set up a lemonade stand in front of my house, like you see in cartoons or American movies But considering I live on a dead end street, I’d imagine myself sitting at a table patiently waiting as a dust ball rolled past. I still want a lemonade stand though ^^ LOL
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saidhello asked: Everybody's talking to themself
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Crop circles
Crop circles have got to be the most fascinating concepts on Earth. If you don’t know what they are, it’s when a large circle pattern appears on large fields of grass overnight through pressing down on the grass. They are incredibly symbolic* and there’s the theory that it is the work of aliens. People have been known to do them too, but it takes a lot of work and they’re...
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Are you listening?
Why do we complain about something yet we do it ourselves? We say that this world’s too judgmental and we can’t be ourselves without feeling criticized, then the next thing we know we’re bagging out someone else. It sucks that people have to explain themselves; someone on my dash a while back wanted to buy a varsity jacket and had to actually defend himself by saying “No...
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"I want to live in a jungle"
I’ve told most people this, actually once Julie called me delusional LOL. But I think it would be great if I was able to live in a jungle, away from the city and suburbs where people are too busy worrying about what they come off as to actually say hi to people walking down the street. Some people don’t actually do this, and I think that’s great ^^ One time, I said hi to some old...
The next Tarzan
I want to go to Macquarie University because I heard it has a great modern history faculty and that’s what I want to study ^^
Oh and also because after flipping through the pamphlet I was amazed by the amount of grass on campus.
IT’S A JUNGLE UNI ^^
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Our crazy world
People always think imagination is ridiculous, whether it’s a dragon or just anything remotely out the ordinary. If someone legitimately believed in that kind of stuff, people would label them a nut job or anything along those lines. But what if we were the ridiculous ones? What if in some other universe, the people there thought “Imagine a whole world where everyday, people wrapped a...
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Do dogs have belly buttons?
