How to build a staircase
Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 And so on
Merry Christmas everyone!
Have some holiday related humour 1: I miss you 2: I mistletoe 1: Where’s my phone 2: I don’t know, look under wreath your bed 1: What do you think mum got me? 2: I think she Santa package in the mail 1: Did you just call me selfish?! 2: Ornament you’re just independent (Oh no, I meant) 1: Can I have some cookies 2: Of course, help yours elf 1: What a high tide 2: Yeah, season...
Words that nobody ever says unless it's the...
merry tis jolly eve baubles greetings Though if you do say any of the above words any other time of the year, you’re probably an interesting person
I was raking up some twigs when I accidentally spread it even more I was in a sticky situation
Introvert, extrovert, mind matters
A few years ago, I was really into manga. It’s all I spent my free time doing, but I remember toward the end of one, where they were philosophising about people. They said there were two types: suns, and moons. Suns shone on their own, whilst moons needed suns around them to shine. I always thought that was an interesting way to think of people
One thing that’s always fascinated me is how we never honestly know where we are. You can look outside and see a bunch of houses, but the only thing that tells you that this is Australia is the fact that so many people believe it so. What if it’s not even the year 2011? What if that’s all we’ve been told; something we’ve been force fed? Obviously it’s the year...
Things to do before I die
write one of those really bad joke books most kids read in primary school reach the point that I know I tried my best to be a good person be comfortable in knowing whoever in the world I am read a handful of classic books familiarise myself with a wide range of philosophy continuously add to my knowledge of history have a year where I get eight hours of sleep every night lie in some...
I think the world is fascinating (who doesn’t), but I always wonder what our first thoughts are when we’re born. As a baby that young, you can’t have a coherent, thoughtful reaction to this place. But imagine seeing the world for the first time in your entire life - a place completely new to you. I don’t know why kids today don’t go around asking about everything;...
Out the door
I don’t really know who One Direction are except they’re some kind of boy band, but imagine if they had a concert and had a brain like me. Just walk across the stage in one single straight line. The concert is over. That’s one direction for you
Radio is a weird word
The other day I was sitting in the car listening to the radio, where the talk show hosts were talking about sexualities. They were getting people to call in and talk about their experiences, and one girl called in and told them about how she wasn’t a lesbian, bisexual or straight - she just said she fell in love with another girl; another person, and she never put a label on herself. ...
The first double digits
I have four years left of being a teenager and I feel like I haven’t really done all the things teenagers are supposed to do. I’ve never dyed my hair some outrageous colour that doesn’t match my eyebrows ran away from home skipped school (well I have, but I asked my mum; she let and I stayed at home. I’m a rebel, baby I know) not done my work in school eaten an entire...