February 2012
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If you’re bored and have nothing better to do, talk with me
Tomorrow will be a new day.
If someone gave me the book “Hunger Games”, I would immediately think that it’s about diets and stomach related things But it’s about a bunch of people on an island in a fight to the death I think Wait let me wiki it
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I was outside playing the Pink Panther theme on my melodica, and after the first riff I stopped. Then someone in my neighbors backyard whistled it. It was like call and response.
We bonded.
We’re best friends now.
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Now that it's 2012
I enjoy listening to that song, where Fergie is like “I’m so 2008, you’re so two thousand and late” Because I am amused Who’s late now Fergie WHO’S LATE NOW
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1: You’re so short 2: I height it when people tell me that
I have a cold I woke up this morning, spoke, and no joke thought a frog was in the room before I realised it was me Okay I’m exaggerating, but I do sound like a crazy witch right now
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I like it when I see tote bags with “Keep calm and carry on” printed on them Because they’re bags They carry your things Of course they’ll carry on
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4n20pie:
If you were dating an astronaut, what would you say if you wanted to break up with him?
“sorry, but I just need some space”
Are you hinting at something
Are you breaking up with me through a lame joke
I KNEW YOU NEVER LOVED ME
*STARTS RUNNING AWAY*
NO, DON’T FOLLOW ME
*CRIES IN CORNER*
Me: You know what we should watch again?! Lilo and Stitch! Helen: Awwww yeaaah we haven’t watched that in so long What’s that girl’s name again? Me: …….Lilo? Helen: OH YEAH
Swimming carnival was really great today! It was nice sitting with the cafe group, though I felt like I was kind of intruding, but they’re really cool ^^ The day was gewd I shall write about it on my blawg The letter w makes everything sound so kewl Lawl
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What’s a star sign you can wear? Li-bra
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Anonymous asked: you're so cute. one could even say you were... moe.
This was one of the nicest Valentine’s days I’ve ever had
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When the clock strikes midnight, it makes my day
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When I’m older, I’m going to get a plain tote bag that has the letter i printed on it Then when I’m at a restaurant, there will always be an eye kept on my bag
The Good Guys ruined the Beach Boy’s “Good Vibrations” for me Every time I listen to it I think of some man selling me great home deals
Valentine's History
In a war, the Roman empire was beginning to conscript its men to be sent out to fight. In the midst of all the trouble, soldiers still hoped to marry their special someone, though it was banned. They couldn’t marry - the emperor thought that having a family would make men less likely to want to go to war. But there was one priest, named St Valentine, who still married couples together...
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I’m not sure if you guys have noticed, but I really like making plays on words. That’s why I like Scrabble I play with words
Fun fact
Most fun facts aren’t fun
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A vacuum cleaner was complaining about the huge mess he had to clean up. He was told to suck it up
It's nice
My legal studies teacher is really nice, and sometimes he says these things during class. One time, we were talking about cyberbullying and he said that I would never do it, and even today we were talking about committing crimes and he said that I’d never do it too. For the end of last year, a person in the class would get a Myer gift card, and as he gave it to me he said it was for...
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Imagine if Frank Ocean wrote a really deep song It’d suit his last name Because oceans are deep I am amused
The best quote I’ve ever read on here is “Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again”
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Taoist Philosophy
Reading up on this, I really liked this one idea it included. The entire philosophy is based around observing nature and going on the path to be one with the universe, and in one paragraph I read about the way they see plants.
When a seed drops and the soil is fertile, it will be provided with minerals, water and sunlight. It will effortlessly grow, going through it’s stages of life...
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The Empire strikes back
The elevator hates the ground floor. He says he hates sinking to that level.
A circle starts talking about a controversial issue. A triangle yells out, “You have no point!”
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Turning seventeen
Tomorrow, I’m only going to be a day older than I was today, but it’ll mark the day I’ve lived for seventeen years. Can you believe it? Our age is how long we’ve lived. That sounded silly - it was like I was pointing out the obvious - but what I mean is that it’s amazing to think about it. We’ve all lived past a decade, and it’s gone by in a click of the...
January 2012
46 posts
When I grow up
As a kid, I had always wanted to be a scientist. The toys I had were so hilariously geeky; I played with a microscope, a telescope, some magnets and things that caught light as a kid. I found it fascinating. Even throughout high school, I brought science books to school and read them during roll call. But what disappoints me is that there’s no actual occupation of “scientist”....
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Ever since having completed my english essay, I’ve become so relaxed. Too relaxed. I actually have a lot more work to get through; poem questions and reading the rest of the Letters to Alice book. By the way, Letters to Alice is not my kind of book. I guess it’s nice the way the author sees things and makes it seem a lot more beautiful than it really is, but for the most part I just...
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Romantic lense
There’s the myth that when two people are meant to be, an invisible red thread is tied to their fingers, connecting the two together. Even though it gets tangled, it will never be broken; there will always be that underlying connection between the two, as if you will always come back to that person. Do you think that it metaphorically exists?
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The amount of laughter my puns deserve: lol
The amount of laughter Kim's puns deserve: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG ARE YOU THE LONG LOST DECENDANT OF EINSTEIN? BECAUSE SHIT IS BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT I TELL YOU! OMG THAT WAS GOLD, I COULD BUY EVERY MEMBER OF MY FAMILY A HOUSE AND CAR WITH THAT SHIT SERIOUSLY MY INSIDES JUST BURST FROM LAUGHTER DAMN YOU OWE ME HALF A LUNG, A NEW STOMACH, MY LEFT KIDNEY AND A NEW PAIR OF PANTS BECAUSE I'VE JUST PEED THEM HOT DAMN I CAN'T BREATHE
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What do you call a spicy Digimon that has done a lot of evil? Cinnamon
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Fin.
4n20pie:
I find this word funny because it means ‘Finished’ but really the word itself isn’t finished because only the first 3 letters are given and yeah I’m going to ‘fin’ this post now.
It’s only been two days but I miss my parents I guess this post is sort of boring if that is all I have to say Have a picture of my Natalie drawing, but with tetris in the background It brings out the lamington
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